Text posts from Dr. Linus (because I can’t stop).
I’d like to thank God and also Jesus
I’ve always suspected this man of being a genius…
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
"Not every white person" is racist
BUT every white person benefits from racism. How many times do we need to say this. Shut the fuck up and unfollow me for real. Or send me a message so I can block your annoying asses.
Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill
In this fandom I helped a lot of people with gifs/coloring/etc.. and I’ve noticed that a few of those people make pretty cool gifs. My babies are growing <3
If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)
Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.
SO REBLOG THIS!! LIKE THIS!!! SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!!
Frankly, I think that there should be a MASSIVE PROHIBITIVE TAX PENALTY on people who won’t vaccinate their kids or themselves for ~~personal~~ non-medical reasons.
And that people who cite ~~but autism~~ should be put on a list that pings the local child protective authorities and identifies them as a potential child abuser if their offspring is ever diagnosed with a spectrum disorder.
Because seriously. These people would rather have a dead child than an autistic one. I do NOT trust them with an autistic child.
All of the above. Also if anti-vaxxers would stop using me and people like me as a fucking scare tactic that would be great. My syndrome is not the end of the fucking world. I am still 100% capable of having a full, healthy, productive life, as are many people on the autism spectrum.
You know who isn’t capable of that kind of life?
Someone dead from small pox or what the shit ever.
Also, vaccinations do not cause autism. JFC. Learn 2 science.
Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself
A police officer in Ferguson pointed his assault rifle at journalists who were streaming the protests, saying “I will fucking kill you”.
When asked his name his reply is “Go fuck yourself”.
Someone has decided this deserves a Twitter account.